File Under: Sex and Marriage

Titty Fucking

So, I get into writing, I drop out, I try to have some sex that I can write about…Well, it’s been a bit of a dry spell lately…but this is a little trick that my wife suggested awhile back and I am totally, completely into it.

My wife was on her period but could tell I was a bit hard-up for sex (no pun intended) so she said “you could titty fuck me…” To be honest, I never figured I would hear those words come out of her mouth. So, to hear them was music to my ears. We’ve done it a few times since she said this and I can’t help but smile and be elated every time we do it. It goes a little something like this:

  1. Woman must have, oh, C-cup tits to pull this off – much smaller and the friction needed won’t be possible
  2. Man/Woman lathers up tits with oil – something good-smelling is nice, though not necessary
  3. Man mounts woman with penis pressed against oiled chest
  4. Woman presses oiled tits together over penis, creating a wet, tight environment
  5. You know the rest

I STRONGLY suggest a little mood lighting, if you can find some. We have some lamps we picked up at The Home Depot (thanks, orange dudes!!!) on super clearance that give a good ambience. This will help the guy see his penis thrusting back and forth between his woman’s tits (see my comments on visuals being key for men). I can’t keep the shit-eatin’ grin off my face while I’m doing this, as the sight of my wife’s huge, oiled, pressed-together tits pressed around my cock is just too much NOT to smile at.

All told, the tight environment (created by my wife pressing her tits together) and the oil make for a pussy-like feel and the visual is just excellent. I usually last, oh, 2-3 minutes as the sensations are just too much for me (and there’s a good chance that I haven’t had sex in awhile if I’m doing this). With any luck, you’ll get to come on her face when you’re done :)

Just thought I’d toss this one out there. I’d done this before getting married a couple of times and really didn’t see the allure. My wife has it mastered…and I love every minute of it :)

August 20, 2008 Posted by bigmac1 | Sex and Other Fun Stuff | , , , , | 3 Comments