Wii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you, Nintendo. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

You have made my wife feel closer to me, as we spend many evenings hanging out and playing video games after the kids hit the sack. When she feels closer to me, she wants to fuck me…and that happened last night…twice. Both times were pretty hot, too – the first one was on the couch, where I got to ravage her. She was ultra wet and ready and I was rock hard, meaning excellent sex. I’d had a few drinks, so I got to last a bit (which she enjoyed). I finished first and then fingered her to a loud, satisfying orgasm. We proceeded to play more Wii, after which we finally hit the sack. Before we left, she kindly told me that I’d probably have to fuck her again before bedtime (it’d been about a week).  Who would’ve thought that a damn video-game system would be a catalyst for good sex?  Aren’t they supposed to kill a girl’s mood?  Moving on…

So, to the bedroom we went (after I finished my game of old-school Super Mario Bros. 3 [from the old NES - yeah, you can download them to the Wii]), where I got ready for bed…the started on Round 2. We got right to it, missionary style. We fucked hard and fast and it felt great. However, we were on Round 2…and we’d each had a few drinks (I’d had 2 mojitos and 2 beers in a couple of hours), so I was pretty well desensitized. She asked to ride me and I was happy to oblige (I was getting tired). I tried to push my cock as far into her as humanly possible – and did – but she was also desensitized. She rode me for a few minutes and then tired out and rolled back onto the bed, where we got back to the fast, hard, and vigorous pace of missionary sex. I did everything I could to bring myself to orgasm…

…and then realized that the workout program I’ve been doing on the Wii Fit had made my hips and ass tired. Damn you, Nintendo!!!

Perhaps I can get Fit Credits for sex?