A Few Quick Comments on the Oral-Sex Guide

My wife read my guide and, well, was overwhelmed.  I don’t know if that’s just her or if that’s the way I wrote it.  I’d like to expound a bit on it…

The guide itself is meant to educate women (or men, as the case may be, though they probably already know most of this) on how to give a good blow job.  Part of the problem with many women is that they simply don’t understand the hot spots in a guy’s brain and on his body.  They think from a female’s perspective.  However, knowing what works and what doesn’t is like having forward scouts at wartime – it’s good to know the lay of the land and the enemy’s positions ahead of time.  That way you aren’t shooting in the dark.  As I said in the beginning, I wanted to approach this holistically – in other words, I wanted to get to the root of the issue and work outward.  My hope is that I did that.

In doing so, I was trying to educate women, specifically, on the different parts of the male anatomy and how they are important to blow jobs.  For God’s sake, please do not try to do all of the things I suggested in one blow job unless you want to really hate life.  I attempted to educate you on the many different ways to make your blow jobs more enjoyable and – yes – shorter in length, avoiding the dreaded lockjaw.  Many women don’t like giving them because they hurt.  If I can reduce pain and discomfort by educating you on the good and bad of a blow job, then I’ve made you attach more positive thoughts to the blow job, which makes you like it more, which makes HIM like it more, which makes a better relationship.  See?  Holistic!!!

So, unfortunately, it’s not a how-to video (with any luck and a little help from my wife, perhaps I’ll have one of those someday…honey?) or a step-by-step on what to do, specifically.   As a matter of fact, I set out specifically not to do that.  My next post on the matter will be a sort of mock blow job – one possible way that I’d like to get one.  It isn’t the one-size-fits-all guide to oral sex, but I hope it will get you close.

Talk to you soon!